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73 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
__________: good to the last drop.
1 mins ago
100 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
6 mins ago
66 Surprise sex!
__________? There's an app for that.
7 mins ago
53 The Virginia Tech Massacre.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
8 mins ago
93 A sad handjob.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
119 hours ago
58 Puberty.
What's the most emo?
131 hours ago
85 An anal probe.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
131 hours ago
2 Puberty.
Fear itself.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
146 hours ago
98 Racism.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
146 hours ago
95 FALCON PUNCH!!!
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
A can of whoop-ass.
x | 2
Being rich.
c | 3
A bleached asshole.
 
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