Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
2 mins ago
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
12 mins ago
60 GoGurt.
What do old people smell like?
14 mins ago
21 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
72 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
112 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
134 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
188 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
196 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
204 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What will always get you laid?
225 hours ago
40 The forbidden fruit.
What never fails to liven up the party?
z | 1
RoboCop.
x | 2
Intelligent design.
c | 3
Amputees.
 
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