Some Recent Plays
What ended my last relationship?
4 hours ago
37 Mad hacky-sack skills.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
4 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What's my secret power?
4 hours ago
92 Morgan Freeman's voice.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
4 hours ago
1 German dungeon porn.
Nazis.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
4 hours ago
45 Existentialists.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
47 hours ago
62 Bananas in Pajamas.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
223 hours ago
87 The boners of the elderly.
Why do I hurt all over?
223 hours ago
107 Fingering.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
223 hours ago
45 Genghis Khan.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
223 hours ago
80 Inappropriate yodeling.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
z | 1
A micropenis.
x | 2
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
c | 3
Seppuku.
 
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