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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
just now
138 Anal beads.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
just now
79 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
just now
54 Natural selection.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
1 mins ago
33 The invisible hand.
White people like __________.
1 mins ago
85 Flavored condoms.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
2 mins ago
71 Necrophilia.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 mins ago
42 Twinkies®.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
2 mins ago
61 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
3 mins ago
108 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
3 mins ago
91 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
x | 2
Masturbation.
c | 3
Too much hair gel.
 
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