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During sex, I like to think about __________.
194 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
194 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
220 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
221 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
266 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
435 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
452 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
663 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
665 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
671 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
People who smell their own socks.
x | 2
A sea of troubles.
c | 3
Dancing with a broom.
Justin Bieber.
My inner demons.
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
 
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