Some Recent Plays
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
28 hours ago
35 Exchanging pleasantries.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
28 hours ago
98 White people.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
82 hours ago
61 Gandalf.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
82 hours ago
44 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
85 hours ago
88 Crystal meth.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
85 hours ago
29 Beating your wives.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
101 hours ago
102 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
__________. That's how I want to die.
103 hours ago
24 Eugenics.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
106 hours ago
26 Dave Matthews Band.
What's my anti-drug?
166 hours ago
60 Will Smith.
What's that sound?
z | 1
The KKK.
x | 2
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
c | 3
Nicolas Cage.
 
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