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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
9 hours ago
31 Soiling oneself.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
18 hours ago
38 Bosnian chicken farmers.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
67 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Preteens.
What's my secret power?
67 hours ago
42 Waterboarding.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
82 hours ago
69 Inappropriate yodeling.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
112 hours ago
72 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
124 hours ago
80 A sassy black woman.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
333 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
333 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
360 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Mathletes.
x | 2
A tiny horse.
c | 3
A disappointing birthday party.
 
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