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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
3 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Preteens.
What's my secret power?
3 hours ago
42 Waterboarding.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
18 hours ago
69 Inappropriate yodeling.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
49 hours ago
72 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
60 hours ago
80 A sassy black woman.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
269 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
269 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
296 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
296 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
342 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Balls.
x | 2
Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
c | 3
Switching to Geico.
Scalping.
Tasteful sideboob.
A drive-by shooting.
 
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