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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
1 mins ago
1 A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
Altar boys.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
2 mins ago
2 Puppies!
Harry Potter erotica.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
4 mins ago
84 Not reciprocating oral sex.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
5 mins ago
62 Michelle Obama's arms.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
7 mins ago
1 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
My humps.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
8 mins ago
1 Overpowering your father.
Bingeing and purging.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
10 mins ago
53 Jewish fraternities.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
11 mins ago
97 Pooping in the soup.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
13 mins ago
60 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
14 mins ago
28 Hulk Hogan.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
z | 1
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
x | 2
Poor people.
c | 3
Leveling up.
 
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