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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
44 hours ago
38 Ronald Reagan.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
127 hours ago
66 Oompa-Loompas.
__________. High five, bro.
264 hours ago
71 Flavored condoms.
What helps Obama unwind?
405 hours ago
62 Flying sex snakes.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
564 hours ago
60 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
627 hours ago
61 Gandalf.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
627 hours ago
62 Customer service representatives.
What's the new fad diet?
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107 Pooping in the soup.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
627 hours ago
85 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
627 hours ago
98 The Blood of Christ.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
Dead babies.
x | 2
Date rape.
c | 3
The Little Engine That Could.
 
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