Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
6 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
74 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
74 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
74 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
74 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
580 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
591 hours ago
64 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
591 hours ago
32 Flash flooding.
__________. High five, bro.
620 hours ago
94 Erectile dysfunction.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
639 hours ago
55 Justin Bieber.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Pooping in the soup.
x | 2
The American Dream.
c | 3
The Big Bang.
 
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