Some Recent Plays
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
117 hours ago
93 Literally eating shit.
What ended my last relationship?
117 hours ago
92 Land mines.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
117 hours ago
39 Uppercuts.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
180 hours ago
121 Dead babies.
Why can't I sleep at night?
183 hours ago
98 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
183 hours ago
47 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
183 hours ago
111 Man meat.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
183 hours ago
96 Masturbation.
What gets better with age?
183 hours ago
60 Abstinence.
__________. High five, bro.
183 hours ago
62 A brain tumor.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Viagra®.
x | 2
Improvised explosive devices.
c | 3
The Hamburglar.
 
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