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__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
1 mins ago
64 Beer shits.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
1 mins ago
74 72 virgins.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
2 mins ago
57 Dorito breath.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 mins ago
39 A robust mongoloid.
What's a girl's best friend?
3 mins ago
64 Adult Friendfinder.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
4 mins ago
40 The Hamburglar.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
5 mins ago
59 Will Smith.
What will always get you laid?
6 mins ago
47 Sexy Siamese twins.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
7 mins ago
82 An asymmetric boob job.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
7 mins ago
45 Steve Irwin.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
z | 1
Women in yogurt commercials.
x | 2
The Superdome.
c | 3
The People's Elbow.
 
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