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What will always get you laid?
just now
47 Sexy Siamese twins.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
just now
82 An asymmetric boob job.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
1 mins ago
45 Steve Irwin.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
2 mins ago
25 The folly of man.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
3 mins ago
43 A death ray.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
3 mins ago
94 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
4 mins ago
54 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
5 mins ago
1 God.
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
I drink to forget __________.
6 mins ago
67 The Holy Bible.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
7 mins ago
33 YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
z | 1
Black people.
x | 2
Teaching a robot to love.
c | 3
Leveling up.
 
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