Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
4 hours ago
31 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
22 hours ago
59 Breaking out into song and dance.
I drink to forget __________.
94 hours ago
77 Preteens.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
117 hours ago
67 Men.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
117 hours ago
1 Nazis.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
117 hours ago
63 Vikings.
What helps Obama unwind?
121 hours ago
65 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
149 hours ago
47 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
149 hours ago
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
149 hours ago
60 GoGurt.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
z | 1
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
Slow motion.
c | 3
Kids with ass cancer.
 
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