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The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
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68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
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60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
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34 Serfdom.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
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80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
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61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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123 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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63 Judge Judy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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What am I giving up for Lent?
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An icepick lobotomy.
x | 2
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The Care Bear Stare.
 
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