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What helps Obama unwind?
6 mins ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
13 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
60 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
60 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
105 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
217 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
246 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
281 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
301 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
301 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
z | 1
Sweet, sweet vengeance.
x | 2
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
c | 3
Chainsaws for hands.
 
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