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__________. It's a trap!
34 mins ago
31 Keanu Reeves.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
3 hours ago
1 Quivering jowls.
Suicidal thoughts.
What am I giving up for Lent?
3 hours ago
23 Flash flooding.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
3 hours ago
37 My relationship status.
What do old people smell like?
3 hours ago
17 Dancing with a broom.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
3 hours ago
46 Gary Coleman.
What's the most emo?
3 hours ago
44 Smegma.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
3 hours ago
116 Dead babies.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
3 hours ago
73 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
__________: good to the last drop.
3 hours ago
100 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
z | 1
Deflowering the princess.
x | 2
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
c | 3
Drinking alone.
 
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