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For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
5 mins ago
1 Quivering jowls.
Suicidal thoughts.
What am I giving up for Lent?
6 mins ago
23 Flash flooding.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
7 mins ago
37 My relationship status.
What do old people smell like?
10 mins ago
17 Dancing with a broom.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
12 mins ago
46 Gary Coleman.
What's the most emo?
14 mins ago
44 Smegma.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
15 mins ago
116 Dead babies.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
23 mins ago
73 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
__________: good to the last drop.
25 mins ago
100 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
29 mins ago
66 Surprise sex!
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
z | 1
Ghosts.
x | 2
The Three-Fifths Compromise.
c | 3
Faith healing.
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
2 Girls 1 Cup.
Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
 
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