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What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
5 mins ago
53 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
10 hours ago
75 Full frontal nudity.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
11 hours ago
88 Porn stars.
What am I giving up for Lent?
11 hours ago
20 The Trail of Tears.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
11 hours ago
39 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
11 hours ago
56 A wisecracking terrorist.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
18 hours ago
32 Heteronormativity.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
21 hours ago
28 Crippling debt.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
21 hours ago
40 Tripping balls.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
21 hours ago
58 The Kool-Aid Man.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
z | 1
Britney Spears at 55.
x | 2
Penis envy.
c | 3
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
 
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