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Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
4 hours ago
37 Quiche.
__________. High five, bro.
4 hours ago
55 Peeing a little bit.
What helps Obama unwind?
4 hours ago
71 Poor people.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
4 hours ago
40 Former President George W. Bush.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
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53 Bees?
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
270 hours ago
43 Passive-aggression.
Why can't I sleep at night?
349 hours ago
83 Testicular torsion.
What never fails to liven up the party?
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55 Sexy Siamese twins.
What gets better with age?
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When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
467 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
x | 2
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
c | 3
My sex life.
 
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