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Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
10 hours ago
67 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
10 hours ago
32 The Übermensch.
__________. It's a trap!
10 hours ago
54 Tiger Woods.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
10 hours ago
49 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
10 hours ago
23 Object permanence.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
10 hours ago
109 Surprise sex!
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
10 hours ago
1 Geese.
RoboCop.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
10 hours ago
90 Queefing.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
10 hours ago
1 Substitute teachers.
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
10 hours ago
20 The forbidden fruit.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
z | 1
The Blood of Christ.
x | 2
Hipsters.
c | 3
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
 
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