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Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
11 hours ago
70 Lady Gaga.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
25 hours ago
101 A sassy black woman.
__________. That's how I want to die.
25 hours ago
34 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
25 hours ago
1 Sexting.
Bosnian chicken farmers.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
25 hours ago
72 The miracle of childbirth.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
25 hours ago
88 A micropenis.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
25 hours ago
64 Darth Vader.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
25 hours ago
84 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
25 hours ago
71 Pedophiles.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
47 hours ago
51 Flesh-eating bacteria.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
z | 1
A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
x | 2
Child abuse.
c | 3
Edible underpants.
 
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