Some Recent Plays
What's the crustiest?
20 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
20 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
108 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
121 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
168 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
168 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
213 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
325 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
354 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
389 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
z | 1
Sweet, sweet vengeance.
x | 2
Spontaneous human combustion.
c | 3
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
 
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