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White people like __________.
67 hours ago
50 Alcoholism.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
91 hours ago
58 Alcoholism.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
167 hours ago
47 Golden showers.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
167 hours ago
39 Estrogen.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
224 hours ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
224 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A death ray.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
224 hours ago
72 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
224 hours ago
38 John Wilkes Booth.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
224 hours ago
85 Free samples.
What's the crustiest?
224 hours ago
104 An anal probe.
Why do I hurt all over?
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A middle-aged man on roller skates.
x | 2
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
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Sweet, sweet vengeance.
 
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