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Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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93 Asians who aren't good at math.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
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29 The Care Bear Stare.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
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2 Adult Friendfinder.
Tasteful sideboob.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
4 hours ago
1 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
2 Girls 1 Cup.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
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1 A disappointing birthday party.
Passable transvestites.
War! What is it good for?
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52 Drinking alone.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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30 Fear itself.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
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1 Cockfights.
Goats eating cans.
What's my secret power?
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45 Active listening.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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26 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
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Teenage pregnancy.
x | 2
Lockjaw.
c | 3
Panty raids.
 
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