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I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
106 mins ago
67 Men.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
106 mins ago
1 Nazis.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
107 mins ago
63 Vikings.
What helps Obama unwind?
5 hours ago
65 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
33 hours ago
47 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
33 hours ago
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
33 hours ago
60 GoGurt.
What do old people smell like?
33 hours ago
21 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
106 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
146 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
z | 1
Winking at old people.
x | 2
FALCON PUNCH!!!
c | 3
Bingeing and purging.
 
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