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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
10 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
11 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
56 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
225 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
242 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
452 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
455 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
461 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
473 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
473 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
z | 1
Quivering jowls.
x | 2
A hot mess.
c | 3
Global warming.
 
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