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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
3 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
80 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
147 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
147 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
147 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
147 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
653 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
665 hours ago
64 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
665 hours ago
32 Flash flooding.
__________. High five, bro.
694 hours ago
94 Erectile dysfunction.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Men.
x | 2
Slow motion.
c | 3
Drum circles.
Passable transvestites.
Justin Bieber.
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
 
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