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23 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
1 mins ago
69 FALCON PUNCH!!!
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
3 mins ago
42 Barack Obama.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
4 mins ago
45 The Blood of Christ.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
5 mins ago
47 Gandalf.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
6 mins ago
102 Nipple blades.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
8 mins ago
42 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
9 mins ago
38 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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37 Flightless birds.
What's that smell?
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121 Puberty.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
z | 1
A micropenis.
x | 2
Hot Pockets.
c | 3
Being a dick to children.
 
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