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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
18 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
18 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
62 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
175 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
203 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
238 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
258 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
258 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
313 hours ago
119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
313 hours ago
34 Serfdom.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Hipsters.
x | 2
Scrotum tickling.
c | 3
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
 
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