Some Recent Plays
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
8 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
48 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
69 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
124 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
131 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
140 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What will always get you laid?
160 hours ago
40 The forbidden fruit.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
208 hours ago
42 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Why am I sticky?
208 hours ago
56 Hipsters.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
229 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Spectacular abs.
c | 3
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
 
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