Some Recent Plays
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
91 mins ago
37 A tiny horse.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
91 mins ago
69 The Care Bear Stare.
What never fails to liven up the party?
92 mins ago
25 Flightless birds.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
93 mins ago
94 The gays.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
93 mins ago
59 Bananas in Pajamas.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
94 mins ago
60 A wheelchair death race.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
94 mins ago
42 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
95 mins ago
21 Words, words, words.
It's a trap!
96 mins ago
56 A zesty breakfast burrito.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
96 mins ago
25 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
x | 2
Shorties and blunts.
c | 3
Revenge fucking.
 
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