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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
5 hours ago
88 Menstruation.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
5 hours ago
1 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
The Fanta girls.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
9 hours ago
119 Viagra®.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
9 hours ago
1 Tasteful sideboob.
Praying the gay away.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
9 hours ago
54 Gary Coleman.
__________? There's an app for that.
9 hours ago
48 Being on fire.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
60 hours ago
55 My inner demons.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
79 hours ago
46 The terrorists.
What's that sound?
79 hours ago
87 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
79 hours ago
31 The four arms of Vishnu.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
x | 2
The chronic.
c | 3
Faith healing.
Deflowering the princess.
Peeing a little bit.
Being a dick to children.
 
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