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Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
just now
41 Moral ambiguity.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
just now
1 Balls.
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
What do old people smell like?
1 mins ago
55 Michael Jackson.
__________. That's how I want to die.
2 mins ago
86 Zeus's sexual appetites.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 mins ago
32 A time travel paradox.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
3 mins ago
36 Self-loathing.
What's a girl's best friend?
4 mins ago
29 Ghosts.
I drink to forget __________.
6 mins ago
80 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
Why am I sticky?
7 mins ago
20 Geese.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
7 mins ago
75 The Kool-Aid Man.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
Wifely duties.
x | 2
Carnies.
c | 3
Daddy issues.
 
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