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Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
just now
91 Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
What's the crustiest?
just now
73 White people.
What will always get you laid?
just now
79 Viagra®.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
just now
30 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
What are my parents hiding from me?
1 mins ago
93 Dead parents.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
2 mins ago
64 Vigorous jazz hands.
Why can't I sleep at night?
2 mins ago
64 A lifetime of sadness.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
2 mins ago
60 Vikings.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
3 mins ago
138 Anal beads.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 mins ago
79 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Doin' it in the butt.
x | 2
Morgan Freeman's voice.
c | 3
Insatiable bloodlust.
 
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