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In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
just now
29 Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
just now
1 Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Golden showers.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
1 mins ago
50 Hormone injections.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
1 mins ago
43 My relationship status.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 mins ago
2 2 Girls 1 Cup.
The homosexual agenda.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
3 mins ago
108 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
3 mins ago
63 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
4 mins ago
93 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
5 mins ago
86 That one gay Teletubby.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
6 mins ago
37 Goats eating cans.
White people like __________.
z | 1
Black people.
x | 2
Seduction.
c | 3
Hulk Hogan.
 
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