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But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
3 hours ago
83 A salty surprise.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
15 hours ago
97 Auschwitz.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
15 hours ago
53 My inner demons.
What's that smell?
15 hours ago
108 Anal beads.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
15 hours ago
82 Pictures of boobs.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
15 hours ago
82 Nipple blades.
What am I giving up for Lent?
15 hours ago
58 Estrogen.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
15 hours ago
27 Hot people.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
15 hours ago
29 The harsh light of day.
What are my parents hiding from me?
15 hours ago
69 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
x | 2
A LAN party.
c | 3
Douchebags on their iPhones.
 
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