Some Recent Plays
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
3 hours ago
26 Quivering jowls.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
5 hours ago
108 Viagra®.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
5 hours ago
91 The gays.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
5 hours ago
86 Tasteful sideboob.
What's my anti-drug?
5 hours ago
42 Frolicking.
What's my anti-drug?
5 hours ago
65 Saxophone solos.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
5 hours ago
114 Coat hanger abortions.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
5 hours ago
32 Just the tip.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
9 hours ago
95 Date rape.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
9 hours ago
55 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
z | 1
Mad hacky-sack skills.
x | 2
The Gulags.
c | 3
A really cool hat.
 
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