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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
63 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
just now
45 Teaching a robot to love.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
just now
65 My machete.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
just now
92 Improvised explosive devices.
What gets better with age?
1 mins ago
70 Tripping balls.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
1 mins ago
88 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
2 mins ago
47 The placenta.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
2 mins ago
37 Ring Pops™.
White people like __________.
3 mins ago
86 Getting really high.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
4 mins ago
38 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
Wifely duties.
x | 2
Appreciative snapping.
c | 3
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
 
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