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What's that sound?
just now
17 Fancy Feast.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
1 mins ago
54 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 mins ago
38 The harsh light of day.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
3 mins ago
1 Daddy issues.
Goats eating cans.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
5 mins ago
37 Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
6 mins ago
17 This answer is postmodern.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
7 mins ago
20 Team building exercises.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
8 mins ago
3 Waiting 'til marriage.
Pulling out.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
9 mins ago
51 Christopher Walken.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
11 mins ago
95 Genital piercings.
What's the crustiest?
z | 1
Hormone injections.
x | 2
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
c | 3
Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
 
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