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In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
3 hours ago
42 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Why am I sticky?
3 hours ago
56 Hipsters.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
24 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
24 hours ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
34 hours ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
34 hours ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
__________. That's how I want to die.
48 hours ago
69 Sniffing glue.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
58 hours ago
67 Sexy Siamese twins.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
79 hours ago
53 Arnold Schwarzenegger.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
79 hours ago
93 Balls.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
A murder most foul.
c | 3
The Blood of Christ.
Dancing with a broom.
The Übermensch.
Suicidal thoughts.
 
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