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During sex, I like to think about __________.
just now
65 Erectile dysfunction.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
1 mins ago
54 Being rich.
__________? There's an app for that.
2 mins ago
47 Oompa-Loompas.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
4 mins ago
22 Giving 110 percent.
What's the most emo?
5 mins ago
40 The Underground Railroad.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
7 mins ago
30 Finger painting.
What's that smell?
8 mins ago
30 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
9 mins ago
1 Dick fingers.
The miracle of childbirth.
What's my anti-drug?
51 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
51 hours ago
74 Another goddamn vampire movie.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Words, words, words.
x | 2
Getting in her pants, politely.
c | 3
Intelligent design.
 
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