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This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
1 mins ago
32 GivesMeHope.com
During sex, I like to think about __________.
2 mins ago
65 Erectile dysfunction.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
4 mins ago
54 Being rich.
__________? There's an app for that.
5 mins ago
47 Oompa-Loompas.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
6 mins ago
22 Giving 110 percent.
What's the most emo?
8 mins ago
40 The Underground Railroad.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
9 mins ago
30 Finger painting.
What's that smell?
10 mins ago
30 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
12 mins ago
1 Dick fingers.
The miracle of childbirth.
What's my anti-drug?
51 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
What ended my last relationship?
z | 1
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
x | 2
A robust mongoloid.
c | 3
Coat hanger abortions.
 
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