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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
1 mins ago
66 Tom Cruise.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
2 mins ago
54 Flavored condoms.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
3 mins ago
64 Beer shits.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
4 mins ago
74 72 virgins.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
4 mins ago
57 Dorito breath.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
5 mins ago
39 A robust mongoloid.
What's a girl's best friend?
6 mins ago
64 Adult Friendfinder.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
7 mins ago
40 The Hamburglar.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
7 mins ago
59 Will Smith.
What will always get you laid?
8 mins ago
47 Sexy Siamese twins.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Hot Pockets®.
x | 2
Nipple blades.
c | 3
A nuanced critique.
 
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