Some Recent Plays
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
just now
57 Dorito breath.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
just now
39 A robust mongoloid.
What's a girl's best friend?
1 mins ago
64 Adult Friendfinder.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
2 mins ago
40 The Hamburglar.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
3 mins ago
59 Will Smith.
What will always get you laid?
3 mins ago
47 Sexy Siamese twins.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
4 mins ago
82 An asymmetric boob job.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
5 mins ago
45 Steve Irwin.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
5 mins ago
25 The folly of man.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
6 mins ago
43 A death ray.
Why can't I sleep at night?
z | 1
Dick Cheney.
x | 2
Guys who don't call.
c | 3
Ghosts.
 
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