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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
86 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
98 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
98 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
98 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
135 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
186 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
224 hours ago
113 My dick.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
622 hours ago
84 Preteens.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
670 hours ago
54 Racism.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
924 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
z | 1
A Gypsy curse.
x | 2
Centaurs.
c | 3
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
 
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