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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
68 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
80 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
80 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
80 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
117 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
168 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
205 hours ago
113 My dick.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
604 hours ago
84 Preteens.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
652 hours ago
54 Racism.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
906 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
z | 1
Fancy Feast®.
x | 2
Pooping in the soup.
c | 3
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
 
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