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__________. Betcha can't have just one!
just now
30 Finger painting.
What's that smell?
2 mins ago
30 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
3 mins ago
1 Dick fingers.
The miracle of childbirth.
What's my anti-drug?
51 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
51 hours ago
74 Another goddamn vampire movie.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
51 hours ago
95 Testicular torsion.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
51 hours ago
31 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
51 hours ago
37 Drinking alone.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
51 hours ago
23 Consultants.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
51 hours ago
36 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
Jew-fros.
x | 2
Scrotum tickling.
c | 3
Assless chaps.
 
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