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In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
1 mins ago
1 Dick fingers.
The miracle of childbirth.
What's my anti-drug?
51 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
51 hours ago
74 Another goddamn vampire movie.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
51 hours ago
95 Testicular torsion.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
51 hours ago
31 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
51 hours ago
37 Drinking alone.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
51 hours ago
23 Consultants.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
51 hours ago
36 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What's a girl's best friend?
51 hours ago
92 Nipple blades.
What's the most emo?
51 hours ago
98 Genital piercings.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Words, words, words.
x | 2
When you fart and a little bit comes out.
c | 3
Former President George W. Bush.
 
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