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White people like __________.
just now
86 Getting really high.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
1 mins ago
38 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What do old people smell like?
2 mins ago
34 Ghosts.
What will always get you laid?
3 mins ago
77 Edible underpants.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
3 mins ago
88 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
__________: good to the last drop.
3 mins ago
44 Lady Gaga.
Why can't I sleep at night?
3 mins ago
38 My soul.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
4 mins ago
81 The clitoris.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
4 mins ago
122 That one gay Teletubby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
5 mins ago
91 Fiery poops.
What's my anti-drug?
z | 1
The boners of the elderly.
x | 2
Seppuku.
c | 3
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